In the Weird Discoveries adventure "Natural and Unnatural" there is a lone Aeon Priest named Kuipania, who happens to be a tattoo master.
In a rare moment of artistic brilliance, I pulled out 2 XP and presented my player with the following GM intrusion:
You now have a magical tattoo that always shows the face of the person who loves you the most.
The table erupted and no one was interested in a +1 Armor tattoo anymore.
Unfortunately for me, my rare moment of artistic brilliance passed and I was out of ideas. I felt terrible for disappointing my players, so I promised I would come up with more cool tattoos before the next session that they would be able to pick from.
I’m not sure if I rose to the challenge, but I came up with the following table.
|—||d12 Weird Kuipania Tattoos|
|1||Face of the person who loves you the most|
|2||Face of the person who hates you the most|
|4||Last thing someone said about you behind your back|
|5||Your eventual epitaph|
|6||Face of your unborn child which ages in real time|
|7||Last lie someone told you|
|8||3 words that are really important to say at some point in the next 28 hours|
|9||A shin showing the side on which it will land next time you flip it|
|11||Names of all who are looking at you at the moment|
|12||Daily fact from the Datasphere|
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